Tips For Beginners


Published 28.12.2019 в 18:00 | Guide rating: 71



Section 1: Please, Sorry For my bad England.

Many players will blame you for losing.
That is completely normal and you do not have to argue with them about it.
If you're facing issues with your team in a competitive game and you want to get away with it, the best way to avoid that situation is to say "Please sorry for my bad Englando" in a fine accent.
As you can see I got away with it so easy I just blocked the communication barriers with them.

Section 2: The ♥♥♥♥ Blyad Team

You will meet a lot of eastern europeans and russians when you play this game and they will kill you instantly -Headshots.
You may wonder "How will I be able to beat them?" As an expert in CSGO, you should just type the two words that will trigger them "♥♥♥♥ blyad" http://i.
imgur.
com/yOKBesU.
gifv ^ Cuuuka blyad in action.

Section 3: Weeabos, Ponies & Squeakers.

On your journey you will meet a lot of weeabos, bronies and squeakers.
They're all useless people in the CSGO community.
How to detect them? 1- Press Tab 2- Check Avatars 3- Vote Kick > Kick

Section 4: How to Throw a Flash Bang?

As an expert, it is simple to throw it anywhere you want.
All you have to do is just say "FLASHBANG" before you throw it to inform your team-mates.
When they get upset, tell them I warned you and I said "Flashbang" but you did not look away.